Adopt Me, Maybe? - Imgur
Alright this is cute for adopting animals.
SHANNON. SHANNON. LOOK.
OH MY GOD I WANT HIM LET’S GET HIM.
New Bourne Legacy trailer.
This is officially the film I’m the most excited about this Summer. JFC. Jeremy Renner, I can’t anymore.
OH I AM SO HAPPY.
(via gingerhaze)
Kazuko. I SHIP IT. LOL
what are your most essential 5 items for surviving a zombie acropolis
A BARRICADED COSTCO.
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gotcha
wow people are really serious about this aren’t they
Nope, it’s just fun! ^_^
Zuko’s not an angry little monkey anymore, so he can’t do the firey shooty floomfloom.
Other Zombie Survival Tips
CONDOMS AND BIRTH CONTROL. Eventually, re-populating the earth will be the name of the game, but when it hits, you need to be able to run. It’s difficult to run if you’re pregnant, or have a firey crotch of DOOM.
Get yourself to a fucking pharmacy, load up on condoms, hormonal birth control, plan B and ANTIBIOTICS. Penicillin and amoxicillin are great unless you’re allergic to them. KNOW BRAND NAMES, KNOW GENERIC NAMES, KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD LOOK FOR.
BE A VEGAN.
Seriously, humans are meat. The virus might attack ALL MEAT. You don’t know. You won’t know. THERE WILL BE NO READILY AVAILABLE INFORMATION.
Seriously. Eat plants. Beans are plants and full of protein. Eat those too.
fuck your feelings, tho.: the common sense guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse:
So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple…
Let’s also keep in mind, during the inevitable zombie apocalypse, ZOMBIES CANNOT DO ANYTHING HUMANS CANNOT DO.
A virus might increase strength for a short amount of time, but when you die, MUSCLE DETERIORATES. Zombies will not heal. Zombies will not fly. Zombies will not break through cement, or bricks, or anything LIVE HUMANS CAN’T. Zombies will not be stronger than a reasonably fit LIVE HUMAN.
Your muscles are ALIVE, AND REPAIRING CONSTANTLY. Their muscles are DEAD AND JUST BEING TORN APART.
They will probably be slower than you, but don’t count on that.
INJURING LEGS MIGHT BE EASIER THAN A HEADSHOT.
Have you ever tried dragging yourself across the ground with JUST YOUR ARMS? Not fast.
The thing zombies will have on you? RELENTLESSNESS. They won’t lie down, they won’t get tired, they won’t feel pain.
Even legless zombies will catch up with you if you stop. THEY WON’T STOP.
Also, let’s be logical here, if you have to sever the brain’s link to the zombie muscles, YOU HAVE TO CUT THE BRAIN STEM.
HITTING A ZOMBIE’S FOREHEAD ISN’T GONNA DO A DAMN THING.
SLICE THE BACK OF THE NECK.
CUT THE HEAD OFF IF YOU MUST BUT DESTROY THE BRAIN STEM.
Tiny Bunny Explores the Yard
Thanks, falsepercepti0n!
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